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Lange geheim gehalten und gut behütet, ist es endlich gelungen, einen Teil des original Windows-Source-Codes an die Öffentlichkeit zu bringen. Jetzt ists raus: So arbeitet Microsoft!

/*      TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code      Project: Chicago(tm)      Projected release-date: Summer 2007      Original version date : Aug 1994 */ #include "win31.h" #include "win95.h" #include "win98.h" #include "winNT.h" #include "winXP.h" #include "winVista.h" #include "winKairo.h" #include "evenmore.h" #include "oldstuff.h" #include "billrulz.h" #define INSTALL HARD char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; int main() {  while(!CRASHED)  {      display_copyright_message();      display_bill_rules_message();      do_nothing_loop();      if (first_time_installation)      {          make_50_megabyte_swapfile();          do_nothing_loop();          totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();          search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();          hang_system();      }      write_something(anything);      display_copyright_message();      do_nothing_loop();      do_some_stuff();      if (still_not_crashed)      {          display_copyright_message();          do_nothing_loop();          basically_run_windows_3.1();          do_nothing_loop();          do_nothing_loop();      }      if (detect_cache())          disable_cache();      if (fast_cpu())      {         set_wait_states(lots);         set_mouse(speed, very_slow);         set_mouse(action, jumpy);         set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);      }      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 4.11"); */      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */      /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT"); */      /* printf("Welcome to Windows XP"); */      /* printf("Welcome to Windows Kairo"); */      /* printf("Welcome to GRW 'Gates Rules the World'"); */      printf("Welcome to Vista");      if (system_ok())          crash(to_dos_prompt);      else          system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);      while(something)      {         sleep(5);         get_user_input();         sleep(5);         act_on_user_input();         sleep(5);      }  }        create_general_protection_fault();  return 0; }

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